THE Fag Hags

The Blue Door Bar; Fullerton, Calif.

July 14, 2018

FROM THE ARCHIVES

Interview With The Fag Hags, 2005

LONG BEACH, CALIF. — So, how would you describe yourselves?

“Sexy.”

“Moronic.”

“Obnoxious”

“Violent.”

“Childish.”

“...and particularly cruel to their friends,” added Fag Hags dancer and cow bell ringer, Cheeseburger (who, just before the interview, was lit on fire by two out of the four band members as he slept in a hammock.) .... Click For More.